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Funny Dogs Slide

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVL3VzLGIqI

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<benh> How are you supposed to select non-adjacent items in a select with multiple attribute set using just the keyboard?

<@Quanacadi> benh - This is a channel for discussions about Opera. For other topics please use #lounge (irc:/lounge)

<benh> Quanacadi: I'm talking about OPERA.

<deXter-> benh: Quanacadi is a bot. :)

<benh> Does the bot just look for queries without the word Opera in?

<deXter-> Not exactly, but it does have some trigger phrases like "How are you".

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This is a true story that happened when Anon found some random chat site and flooded it with faggotry. Anon is GoTh_GrL and Pete is our victim in all this.

 

GoTh_GrL: hello pete

Pete: hello

GoTh_GrL: r u goin yell at me like the others?

Pete: no

GoTh_GrL: everyone on here is really meen

GoTh_GrL: well thats good

 

This is a true story that happened when Anon found some random chat site and flooded it with faggotry. Anon is GoTh_GrL and Pete is our victim in all this.

 

GoTh_GrL: hello pete

Pete: hello

GoTh_GrL: r u goin yell at me like the others?

Pete: no

GoTh_GrL: everyone on here is really meen

GoTh_GrL: well thats good

 

[2011/05/17 07:10]  NXD : hola

[2011/05/17 07:10]  Kitte Pussy(auto-response): hööööö NXD  *HI5* was los - sag an xD \o/

[2011/05/17 07:11]  NXD : wo besteht das problem mit der vio?

[2011/05/17 07:12]  NXD : hallo? mister funky pussenstraßen owner sind sie da?

[2011/05/17 07:13]  NXD : oh man

[2011/05/17 07:13]  NXD : ne pussy wie immer

[2011/05/17 07:13]  NXD : XD

[2011/05/17 07:18]  *** parent estate: 0

 

[2011/05/19 14:23]  NXD Resident: ?

[2011/05/19 14:24]  LongDonSilver Resident: is nur n joke ;)

[2011/05/19 14:46]  NXD Resident: hmm

[2011/05/19 14:46]  NXD Resident: versteh den joke net

[2011/05/19 14:47]  NXD Resident: bist du schwul oder wie?

[2011/05/19 14:47]  NXD Resident: o0

[2011/05/19 14:47]  LongDonSilver Resident: bist dumm oder was?! lass gut sein

[2011/05/19 14:49]  NXD Resident: ne im gegenteil

 

Not bad at all "FUN ONLINE VIDEOS"  SHE HURT HIM A LITTLE BIT, THAT"S OKEY!

 

RAR archive file name Syglcghm.rar Passw0rd: Shadow2010

Sexy girl caning him.wmv http://hotfile.com/dl/78875457/f338908/Syglcghm.rar.html

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[22:36:41] <JK> Its amazing how you guys have that much of free time to even make a wiki page about me, doesnt matter if it says Im a god or if im a monster you lost your time writing about me, the "moron" that you are constantly talking about. Some advice for you if you hate someone that much just use the useful /ignore command and stop annoying me coz I dont talk to you at all

[22:37:03] <Dr_BadSpoon> "you guys"?

[22:37:32] <Dr_BadSpoon> I haven't participated in the wiki, JK

[22:37:34] <@corndawg> jk drop it

[22:37:37] <Dr_BadSpoon> it's heavens' baby

[22:38:05] * Joins: Patamon (c@DynastyNet-19E8A21F.hsd1.fl.comcast.net)

[22:38:08] * Quits: %FanG (FanG@XBCoNNecT.CoM) (Quit: bbl)

[22:38:13] <Dr_BadSpoon> you are easily baited, my friend

 

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  [Tom aka God++].... knfai says:

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<@Quanacadi> benh - This is a channel for discussions about Opera. For other topics please use #lounge (irc:/lounge)

<benh> Quanacadi: I'm talking about OPERA.

<deXter-> benh: Quanacadi is a bot. :)

<benh> Does the bot just look for queries without the word Opera in?

<deXter-> Not exactly, but it does have some trigger phrases like "How are you".

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<benh> How are you supposed to select non-adjacent items in a select with multiple attribute set using just the keyboard?

<@Quanacadi> benh - This is a channel for discussions about Opera. For other topics please use #lounge (irc:/lounge)

<benh> Quanacadi: I AM talking about Opera.

<deXter-> benh: Quanacadi is a bot. :)

<benh> Does the bot just look for queries without the word Opera in?

<deXter-> Not exactly, but it does have some trigger phrases like "How are you".

* You were kicked by Quanacadi (this channel is for Opera-related talk only, go to #lounge for other topics (autokick))

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<benh> How are you supposed to select non-adjacent items in a select with multiple attribute set using just the keyboard?

<@Quanacadi> benh - This is a channel for discussions about Opera. For other topics please use #lounge (irc:/lounge)

<benh> Quanacadi: I'm talking about OPERA.

<deXter-> benh: Quanacadi is a bot. :)

<benh> Does the bot just look for queries without the word Opera in?

<deXter-> Not exactly, but it does have some trigger phrases like "How are you".

* You were kicked by Quanacadi (this channel is for Opera-related talk only, go to #lounge for other topics (autokick))

(22:49:44) (&jackyyll) TONKS, LUPIN, AND COLIN CREEVY DIE

(22:49:46) (&jackyyll) RON MARRIES HERMIONE, THEIR CHILDREN ARE NAMED HUGO AND ROSE

(22:49:48) (&jackyyll) HARRY MARRIES GINNY, THEIR CHILDREN ARE NAMED JAMES, LILY, AND ALBUS SEVERUS

(22:49:50) (&jackyyll) DRACO MALFOY HAS A SON NAMED SCORPIUS

(22:49:52) (&jackyyll) DUBMBLEDORE DIDN'T WANT TO BE A PUSSY AND DIE FROM A CURSED RING, SO HE HAD SNAPE KILL HIM

(22:49:56) (&jackyyll) L DIES

(22:49:58) (&jackyyll) SPIKE DIES

(22:50:00) (&jackyyll) NEO DIES

 

Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 1:00 pm    Post subject: THE WAILING WALL   

 

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In Jerusalem, a female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, everyday for a long, long time.

 

So she went to check it out. She went to the Wailing Wall and there he was! She watched him pray and

after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, she approached him for an interview.

 

NaughtyJennaxxx: Hey

omg its JDM DAN: hi

NaughtyJennaxxx: looking 4 a show

omg its JDM DAN: ya, do you cam on AIM?

NaughtyJennaxxx: No http://9749.racyspace.com

omg its JDM DAN: are you real?

NaughtyJennaxxx: ]Yes

NaughtyJennaxxx: i am real

 

Start of #topsecretworlddominationplans buffer: Wed Jul 11 18:59:51 2007

 

* Now talking in #topsecretworlddominationplans

* Topic is 'The channel for plotting the domination of the earth. Gentlemen, only 3 more days. Soon it shall be

ours.'

* Set by smort on Wed Jul 11 18:26:45

<usaswim> :D:D

<smort> howed you get in here?